God and Eve

"God, I have a problem"
"What's the problem Eve"??
"I know that you created me and provied this beautiful
and all of animals, as all that hilarious comedic snake
but I'am just not happy."
"And what is that Eve?"
"God, I'm lonely and bored, and I'm sick to death of apples!"
"Well, Eve, in that case I have solution, I shall created a man for you."
"Man, what is that, God?"
"A flawed, best creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain,
He  will be witless and will revel in childish things.
He'll be bigger than you and will like fighting,
hunting and killing things,
He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly.
He will have a very limited emotional capacity
and will need to be trained.
He will look silly when he is arroused,
but since you've  been complanning
I'll create him in such a way that he will.satisfy your physical needs.
And you must certainly will never be bored again!"
"Sounds greats", says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows,
"but what's the catch, God?"
"Well...you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring....
so yo'll have to let him first.
And it will have to be our little secret